Nowhere Haunted House Makes it Cool to Pee Your Pants in the Summer

Meet the team who thinks spooky szn should be year-round.

Dispatch MSP recently highlighted Nowhere Haunted House, an Inver Grove Heights attraction redefining spooky entertainment year-round. Co-owner Mike Reimer and his team combine traditional frights, like zombies and killer clowns, with unique experiences such as a pirate-themed escape room. Beyond Halloween, they’ve expanded with events like “Yule Scream” and “Cupid’s Revenge” for other holidays, and plan to open a horror-themed mini-golf and arcade. Their goal is to make haunted fun accessible anytime, not just in October.